Katie Holmes dramz and "Suri's Burn Book Blog"...

   So on our twelve hour drive to Florida last week, we were listening to best of the 90's, and when I got tired of voguing it up in the car with Ms. Madonna, I switched over to best of the 80's and got my Salt n' Pepa on proper with some Shoop...Here I go, here I go, here I go again...girls what's my weakness MEN...but I digress.  My point, because I actually have one here, my point is that the next station I flipped to was CNN and what did I find out, but little miss Patty Hearst...I mean Katie Holmes escaped from the clutches of the Symbionese Liberation Army...I mean Tom Cruise, and she did it all clandestine-like...planning it a year ahead, using disposable phones, moving to a new apartment, hiring all new security detail ...pretty much a scene out of "Not Without My Daughter" minus Sally Field and the Middle East.  So I'm obsessed.  I'm like checking out Perez Hilton three times a day for Katie updates, because I can't believe she did it, right?!  Here she is holding hands with him two weeks, two weeks people before the big bomb...that's gutsy...she is hot mess miserable here, look at her, but she has serious cojones!

Then, I'm on Pinterest...shocking I know, anyhoo I found the most hilarious blog called
  Suri's Burn Book...and about spit Sauvignon Blanc all over my screen, because it is a hoot people!
Because she is a little fashion diva, and obviously you must read it in her voice, a diva voice that only the spawn a six year old from Hollywood royalty would have...


Read it, live it, know it, knit it in a sweater and wear it...Because I think Suri might just be a genius...


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