Cheeky in Blue: Academy Awards 2013...OH HAPPY DAY!!

I love, love, love the Academy Awards, even though most of the show is so boring beyond words, but my fave part is the pre-show fashion and once again just like during the Golden Globes, I've been camped out folding laundry, cleaning baseboards, and swiffering all day while watching E's multi-hour lead up to the big show! Then a quick switch to ABC to watch a munchkin...I mean Kristen Chenowith interview all the stars walking the red carpet. Seriously, she is like 43 pounds and 3 feet tall. Here are my fashion faves for the night...

It's a toss up between Charlize Theron and Naomi Watts for best dressed people with Jessica Chastain coming in for a strong third...

Charlize Theron...SNA-AAAAPPP! In some serious Dior Haute Couture and rockin the short hair people...

I am so not a white person, well probably because I look like holy hell in it with my pasty Irish skin situation, and Charlize has that golden hue thing, that is soooo not fair...

The peplum thing is all sequined out in gorgeousness!

Naomi Watts in Armani Prive the color is to die for! She is so beautiful!

Jessica Chastain in Armani, love it, and she totally made up for the hot mess that was the Golden Globes this year...

Sexy award goes to Samantha Barks from Les Miserables in a stunning Valentino...Black and boob again people just like at the Golden Globes, so very right now!

Luke warm for me, but still quite pretty was Jennifer Lawrence in another Dior Haute Couture...

Amy Adams in a romantic gray Oscar De La Renta...OK, she's always stunning, just not quite a SHAZAM moment...

Because ya know, I feel like I've seen this look before...hmm, where prey tell...Maybe 2007 Oscar De La Renta and Penelope Cruz! THAT'S IT!...oh Oscar D, it's all a bit shady if you ask me...well at least you changed the color up a bit, but I must say this was soooo very amazing back then, I'm surprised Amy decided to go there for 2013...

And Anne Hathaway in pink classic Prada and Tiffany jewels, which is weird because she was supposed to be wearing Valentino allegedly, so what happened with that? Did Rachel Zoe flake out last minute? Was the dress not bananas?! Was the Valentino a hideous hot mess, because even Valentino can have a bad day...like here back when somebody talked Sela Ward into this belly exposing Britney disaster that was in fact Valentino at the Golden Globes circa 2005...oy vey what in the world, I mean really...

Was it really awful and Anne said "Hell to the NO!" We may never know, we can only speculate, spread scandalous rumor and innuendo, and imagine the Rachel vs. Anne moment of OH SHIT, because you know there was one with dialogue like "Um, Rache, What the f**kity f*%k is this? This isn't working, I mean at all..." and Rachel is all "OMG, we have to shut it down, I'm having a f*&ing heart attack...like right now, Babe, where's my VENTE STARBUCKS?!"

But she looked quite pretty in pink Prada, just not show stopping like I thought she would!